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"SMoke Wit Da Buk" by bukbukbuk
Daily  A 
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If today is your birthday:
 by all means wakeNbake!!!! the day is dedicated, to innovative things. ie, new pussy, mo money, more peace!!!
Ladies, by all means, wakeNbake!!!!! The day today is dedicated to suckers ladies.... Buy you one.... !!!
- Never do the Webcam chit!!! ,it ruins the anxiety
- Make sure to wear a different color T-shirt than your regular shirt(You may need to change and bounce)
- Never cover the tab at dinner on 1st date(or 2nd).. She gone think you a goofball
- Never make a phone call from your home phone!!!!Never!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean Never!!!!!
- Alwayz keep 2 Jimmyz with you at all time!!!!Alwayz!!!!
 (alwayz chek freekee freddy review,could get a headstart)
 OV DA WEEK
Top ten pickup lines sponsored by "Vino" da house arrest victim
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
(bonus)Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says "Made in Heaven" (bonus)
Freak ov da week(Thankz Freddy)
 get a workout on while you sqeeze a few out
hip hop quote
of da month
"open dem ears and clean dem eyes
git ya belly ready nigga
supersize deeze fries
i got...... food for think
thought for drink
ultimately its buk
& altakistic Inc"
buk buk buk
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